Brian Caulfield
Writer, Forbes
Forbes writer. Feeder of laptops to tigers. Tester of machine guns. Animal news hoarder. Occasional earnings report writer.
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1637 tweets
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RT @bxchen : The Steve Jobs puppet hates me. I can now die in peace. http://j.mp/bo0Hwl thanks @dtnick
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RT @mathewi : RT @christinelu : Google is not blocked in China . Check the #googlecn tag pls. Real people in China accessing Google say so.
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RT @davepell This one paragraph should be required reading for every political blogger and pundit. http://bit.ly/97Z9Lv
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PLATFORM, noun. Anything sold by a technology company, with the exception of wide, flat objects used to stand upon.
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WEB 2.0. An obsolete term for any Web technology that is not yet obsolete.
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William Shatner, journalist, gets a scoop http://nyti.ms/9Ac1Wr
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Guy suing for ownership of Facebook was once convicted for magic mushrooms, @taylorbuley reports http://bit.ly/dhjKWA tip @techmeme
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Paul the Oracle Octopus... may need a bodyguard http://bit.ly/a4fycb
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Couple find dog's picture pinned to notice board and are reunited after four years | Mail Online http://bit.ly/aLqdpd
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@taylorbuley advice, guidelines, suggestions, institutional knowledge, conventional wisdom? those work?
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@taylorbuley maybe sub the phrase "instructions on how not to fuck it up completely" for "best practices" in all instances?
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@taylorbuley BEST PRACTICE, noun. A form of oppression inflicted by management consultants, young people, and associate professors
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Stoney: Was our universe born inside a black hole in another universe? http://bit.ly/ckNKG5
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The world's worst zoos. Get your $%@^ together San Antonio. http://bit.ly/a7rHRu
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RT @carr2n : Asymetry squared: Dealing with a source who is also a publisher http://nyti.ms/99GPAg My take on the War Logs, WikiLeaks and MSM
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@fmanjoo Thanks, I may just try that with my mighty 7-year old Dell Dimension this weekend.
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RT @bupbin We're doing spcl report #NewsFromTheFuture. Send @bupbin stories, headlines that will def or v likely happen in nxt 20yrs
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@taylorbuley the silicon valley of great pizza?
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Owie. Check out the world's most painful looking x-rays http://bit.ly/a17zaU #pics #oneofmyfears
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Done RT @taylorbuley : #doit RT @andreaitis : Please vote for @BearsOnPatrol . http://bit.ly/9zmVBJ #DT (via @FromCarl )
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RT @qhardy : New Tron trailer: I KNEW the insides of computers were the best gay German disco ever! http://salon.com/a/sqAgfAA==
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RT @ojchiang : Mark Zuckerberg’s Take On The Facebook Movie « Velocity - Forbes.com http://bit.ly/bBygN6
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RT @lanehartwell : ... entrepreneur! http://bit.ly/aioHG8 Homeless man sets up shop in vacant bar, serves customers.
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@lizgannes :-)
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RT @justinbieber Beliebers...for real...unstoppable....so proud....so grateful!! thanks...this is awesome - http://bit.ly/aepdRn
